vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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MERP.

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"It is better to be hurt by the truth than to be comforted by a lie." - (via http://ift.tt/1BLtGUj)

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